August Edition 2005
 
 
 
 

 

Wedding Crashers
Cert: 15
Starring: Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Rachel McAdams, Isla Fisher, Christopher Walken, Jane Seymour, Ellen Albertini Dow
Director: David Dobkin
Running Time: 119 minutes

John Beckwith (Owen Wilson) and Jeremy Grey (Vince Vaughn) are a pair of ruthless lawyers (is there any other kind?!) who spend their summers gate crashing weddings, on the prowl for gullible young women. After picking their unsuspecting prey, they go through a meticulous repertoire of tricks to get them in the sack: John pretends to cry during the ceremony, whilst Jeremy makes balloon animals for children.
Sadly for them, however, they’re about to meet the Cleary family, who, as our pair of devious legal representatives will soon find out, are absolutely bonkers…
There are plenty of laughs to be had here, with Vaughn on absolutely top form as the balloon-bending sexual deviant. An absolutely hilarious cameo by Will Ferrell (as the wedding crashers’ mentor) is almost worth the admission fee alone, and a surprisingly good performance by Isla Fisher (of Home & Away fame) as a sex-mad lunatic offers further chuckles.
The only one slight grievance I could think of throughout the film was its length; coming in at just over 2 hours, one can only imagine that if the film’s editor had been a little more ruth-less, the film would’ve ended up being snappier, funnier, and slightly more enjoyable to sit through; in the true spirit of many a best man’s speech, less is most definitely more!
This minor gripe aside, Wedding Crashers is a
very funny film with some great comedy perform-ances, featuring two of the most loveable nymphos Hollywood has yet produced.

Fantastic 4
Cert: PG
Starring: Ioan Gruffudd, Michael Chiklis, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Julian McMahon
Director: Tim Story
Running Time: 105 minutes

Coming out on the back of Batman Begins, Fantastic Four has a lot to live up to. Another recent comic book adaptation, Sin City, also offered a powerful, gritty, and downright superb take on the genre. Both of these films, however, share one common trait; they were dark. Very, very dark. Fantastic Four, on the other hand, struggles to keep up any near the momentum that the two aforementioned flicks offered, and one can only presume that its light, inoffensive, and generally tranquil content is the one of the main reasons why. Sure, it’s good enough fun, and essentially, accomplishes what it set out to do. But my main complaint is that it’s just so…
forgettable.
The plot centres around brilliant scientist, Reed Richards (Ioan Gruffudd), who seeks help from his one-time colleague Victor Von Doom (played by Nip/Tuck’s Julian McMahon) in researching cosmic radiation. Victor rather dubiously lends him his space station, but something goes terribly wrong. Reed, his right-hand man Ben (Michael Chiklis), Reed’s ex-girlfriend Sue Storm (Jessica Alba) and her brother Johnny are all overwhelmed by a strange cloud of cosmic unpleasantness.
Of course, this is where all of the super-powers and altered DNA strands comes into play. After an unfortunate accident involving Ben, the team get together and save a large number of people, ensuring a new status as celebrities -- The Fantastic Four. However, all is not quite as peachy as it initially seems; seeing as the accident in space has ruined his company, not to mention cost him billions, Victor Von Doom is out after Reed’s blood, and seeing as he’s started to develop superpowers himself, decides to become the Fantastic Four’s nemesis.
The cast are fine, doing the very best with the fairly substandard plot they’ve got to work with, and the special effects are naturally astounding. The problem I found was that the movie’s premise, which I detail above, is pretty much all that happens in the movie – by the time it’s all been established, there’s barely 25 minutes left; not nearly enough time to build up any kind of majestic finale. FF could’ve been a lot worse, and as a prequel of sorts, it works fine – there’s just not enough for even the most ardent of comic book fans to get their teeth in to.
 
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