May Edition 2006
 
 
 
 

 

Slither
Cert: 15
Starring: Nathan Fillion, Elizabeth Banks, Michael Rooker
Director: James Gunn
Running Time: 96 minutes

For a while there it looked as if Hollywood had completely forgotten how to make a decent horror film. If you endured the tedium of The Fog remake, you’ll know what I’m talking about. The only respectable recent attempts had been remakes of Japanese films such as The Ring.
Then The Hills Have Eyes – another remake – wound the clock back and delivered some good old-fashioned, 1970s-style horror entertainment. And now we have Slither, another film with one foot in the past and its tongue firmly in its cheek.
While cavorting in the woods with a woman who isn’t his wife, Grant (Michael Rooker) finds a strange gooey mass he can’t identify. As he takes a closer look, something shoots out of it into his chest and soon all hell is breaking loose in the small town he lives in.
Writer-director James Gunn gleefully plunders the likes of Society and David Cronenberg’s Shivers as he stitches together elements from those films and countless others to create a grotesque and consistently entertaining tapestry.
If you’ve seen the poster, you’ll have seen the tongue/worm creatures as they slide into a bath occupied by a teenage girl. That’s not the half of the unspeakably gross treats on offer here, however. Oodles of goo and gore fill the screen as the unfortunate townsfolk are possessed (yucky), eaten (yuckier) or used as wombs (yuckiest) by the amorphous alien life form. Gunn knows just the body-horror buttons to push to get his audience squirming in their seats and possibly hiding behind them.
Slither has a great sense of humour and fun, which complements rather than punctures the horror. Nathan Fillion (seen recently in Serenity) gets the best of the one-liners playing the town’s police chief who leads the human resistance and remains chipper throughout. The rest of the cast provide solid support and clearly know just what kind of film they are making.
The ideal mix of scares, laughs and grossness.

An American Haunting
Cert: 15
Starring: Donald Sutherland, Sissy Spacek, James D'Arcy, Rachel Hurd Wood, Brent Monahan
Director: Courtney Solomon
Running Time: 90 minutes

In the year 1817, John and Lucy Bell (Donald Sutherland and Sissy Spacek) are a couple of landowners who live in rural Tennessee. They have two children; teenager Betsy (Rachel Hurd-Wood) and grown up John Jr (Thom Fell), a churchman.
After John Jr is found guilty of being a loan shark by his church pals, the victim of his greed puts a curse on the whole Bell family. Before you know it, Betsy has some violent nightmares before dad calls in a priest to sort out a case of demonic possession.
With some moody cinematography and great attention to period detail, An American Haunting is a handsome looking film, but sadly not that exciting a one. There are plenty of scares but they are often cheap, momentary shocks rather than genuinely frightening.
Casting Donald ‘Don’t Look No’ Sutherland and Sissy ‘Carrie’ Spacek backfires as they merely serve to remind you of much better, more original and more frightening films.
Good looking but forgettable.

Ice Age 2
Cert: U
Starring: Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Seann William Scott, Denis Leary, Chris Wedge, Queen Latifah
Director: Jon Vitti
Running Time: 91 minutes

Directors who come out of the independent film scene all have to find their own way to deal with the might and money of mainstream Hollywood. Some try
to ignore it and others, like Steven Soderbergh, work on a ‘one for them / one for me’ basis.
Twenty years after he made his first film, She’s Gotta Have it, Spike Lee proves that, while making one for them – in this case a straight-up genre film – you can still leave your mark on it.
Clive Owen plays the leader of a gang of robbers who take over a bank in downtown New York. The bank is quickly surrounded by the police, and Detective Keith Frazier (Denzel Washington) is given the job of negotiating with the bad guys.
The shady owner of the bank (Christopher Plummer) then hires an elite fixer (Jodie Foster) to use her power and connections to make sure that a dark secret of his, contained in a safety deposit box, is not discovered.
You don’t have to inspect Inside Man too closely to quickly surmise that the plot is as far-fetched as any Hollywood hokum you are likely to see. As usual with ‘perfect’ heists, it’s all far too complicated and reliant on too many unpredictable elements to work. Thankfully, taut writing and slick directing, together with some well-pitched performances, do a darn good job of keeping your disbelief suspended and deliver some quality entertainment.
Clive Owen spends most of the film behind a mask and his customary blankness is well suited here, while Denzel Washington plays Detective Frazier with an abundance of swagger, but never crosses the line into caricature.
With a range of incidents, looks and lines of dialogue, Spike Lee draws attention to underlying racial tensions that other mainstream films would probably ignore. It’s done with varying degrees of subtlety but enhances what is already an accomplished piece of work.
Clever and slick enough to make you swallow its far-fetched plot.
 
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